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Ramblings | Can somebody please shut that cat the hell up? It won't stop. It's been going on for hours. It's driving me crazy. ... The cat would probably wouldn't be meowing then, because it'd be too busy eating .... I too found your article by trying to find a way to shut my cat the hell up. ... 2.
Ramblings | My former life as a pimp My former life as a pimp. original print date, February 27 2003 ..... ...................Paul Ryan. Pardon me, El Dudearino. Have you seen my ladies around ... 3.
Ramblings | Geoffrey the Giraffe is dead My misery at Toys "R" Us was long and fruitless, but I'm happy to report that a recent event has eased my pain and renewed my spirit. Geoffrey the Giraffe ... 4.
Crapalog Surprisingly, there are few costumes men can wear that they won’t later regret. .... But perhaps it was the soggy Eggo waffles I consumed for dinner, ... 5.
Ramblings | My former life as a pimp Feb 27, 2003 ... Draw a picture of what you think one of my ladies looks like. ... What does this contest have to do with the rest of the ridiculous column ... 6.
Ramblings | Camo 24 XXXXX Taste Test The small print also reminds pregnant women that they should not drink Camo 24 XXXXX. I agree completely. Pregnant women should stick to light beer. ... 7.
Ramblings | The Evil Clown and the Dunk Tank Naturally, this dirty clown was the highlight of the day for my brother and ... when there's a clown in a dunk tank shouting, "You're a big girl, aren't you? ... Lots of people in dunk tanks yell insults like, "You throw like a girl", 8.
Crapalog He’s like a ghost with a $400 hairpiece. However, this may actually help him in this debate, .... And as Bill Richardson will tell you, Taft always wins. ... 9.
Ramblings | I'm sick and tired of fat people I'm sick and tired of fat people. original print date, September 13 2004. Paul Ryan. Damn it, I'm sick of you fat bastards. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat! ... 10.
Ramblings | Apologies to Everyone Except Blockbuster Blockbuster Video and their debt collection agency are trying to make me pay my late fees. Apparently, I owe them $16.30. Apparently, the Blockbuster Video ... |
