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» Blog Archive » Guest Post: Brandy, the World’s Dumbest Beagle Sep 6, 2008 ... The dog ate bottles of lotion, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste. .... She was my dog, but if I was sitting in my mom’s lap, she would jump ...
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» Blog Archive » Happy Birthday, Asshole Oct 22, 2003 ... I think it’s rude to MAKE you wish her a happy birthday. ... while i’m not as militant about phone calls in public (emergencies happen–not ...
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» Blog Archive » Figure 1: Marilyn Manson, Is That You? 4 Responses to “Figure 1: Marilyn Manson, Is That You?” Halo Says: July 24th, 2006 at 3:10 pm. Seatards! You funny. Hey, on a forum we both know well, ...
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» 2003» February ... and two pairs of socks that matched the colors of my outfit, topped with what my Dago aunt called a Dago tee and a wildly patterned (pastel) shirt. ...
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» Blog Archive » In Which I Have Bafs Under My Eyes Jul 17, 2003 ... took the balloon’s anchoring clip out of Frannie’s hand and clipped ... Excuse my naivety but what exactly is a “baf” which occurs under ...
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» Blog Archive » In Which I Have Bafs Under My Eyes Jul 17, 2003 ... Excuse my naivety but what exactly is a “baf” which occurs under people’s eyes? ... I don’t really like them now (unless they’re sleeping! ...
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» Blog Archive » Utter Licentiousness AnEmily tells me via comments that OG Listerine is the way to go to nuke the little bitches off ... …and then supposedly some of the nits will rinse out. ...
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» Blog Archive » Now With 23% More Bulging Neck Veins Jul 16, 2007 ... Now With 23% More Bulging Neck Veins. Homicidal Rage Part 1: Hester Prynne is menacing me with Extended Service Plans, like, ...
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» Blog Archive » Now With 23% More Bulging Neck Veins Jul 16, 2007 ... Now With 23% More Bulging Neck Veins. Homicidal Rage Part 1: Hester Prynne is menacing me with Extended Service Plans, like, ...
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» Blog Archive » Ow, My Pancreas: Taste-testing Chocolate-Covered ... Dec 14, 2005 ... Premiere chocolate-covered cherries are my stand-by for when I bumble into a Bartell’s and can’t get my hands on a box of Queen Anne brand. ...
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